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Joined: 11/25/2013(UTC) Posts: 4  Location: InAShittyVan
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So this roast started off allll wrong. It should've went something like. He is sooo gay that he shit a condom. Just sayin.
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Joined: 10/28/2013(UTC)
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Location: Colorado
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So you're saying he practiced safe swallowing?
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Joined: 10/30/2013(UTC)
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Location: Olde Town Arvada
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I know who Joe Beimel is! |
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Joined: 11/24/2013(UTC)
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Location: Parker
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This is so god damn retarded I want to commit suicide. Hey Boog's, why'd you have to set the bar so high on creative insults? This thread is what happens after two inbred children fuck each other and have a kid. Stick to the basics Carter. NO BIG WORDS. Jedi has a hard time understanding the small ones. His dad had to pull out to soon to get away from the cops when he was caught raping a poor homeless lady. The Van is actually a hand-me-down Miller... best advise... I got nothing. Carter tried a fight a brick wall with his head when he was younger and still thinks he won. Carter is now retarded and the wall is laughing his off. Nothing you say will work. City, go fuck you yourself. First post in a while, kinda rusty Princess Edited by user Friday, November 29, 2013 9:07:30 AM(UTC)
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Location: Colorado
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Your post is actually pretty damn good, but then again I'm comparing it to your foos game on Wednesday. Where's Joe?
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