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Carter  
#1 Posted : Sunday, November 24, 2013 8:26:18 PM(UTC)
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Boogie will you MC this online event?

Now, let the burning begin.

City is so gay he macames is own daisy dukes.
bigcity  
#2 Posted : Sunday, November 24, 2013 11:50:46 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Carter Go to Quoted Post

Boogie will you MC this online event?

Now, let the burning begin.

City is so gay he macames is own daisy dukes.



I don't even know how to respond to this?????


Is this a compliment? If so thank you!

I will however recommend that you put down the bottle and seek some sort of rehab program!
Carter  
#3 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 1:03:52 AM(UTC)
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I stole the joke off 40 year old virgin, since I am horrible at making up jokes.

I know roasts have a lot of half truths. I watch a lot of history channel, and it always cracks me up when the commentator on Alien Encounters says, "no one has not seen this, so who know it might be true."
jediR.O.T.N.  
#4 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 5:23:17 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Carter Go to Quoted Post

Boogie will you MC this online event?

Now, let the burning begin.

City is so gay he macames is own daisy dukes.



Hahaha..I just choked on a bowl reading this word " Macames" Now what alien language dictionary does that word come from. Lol this coming from a bookworm...well I guess since a worm is an hemaphrodite, then it must be a word that means a self bisexual term for a cross dresser that is a cross between a 40 year old virgin duchess and a duke from Cambridge, that looks like a duchess flower child covered in daisies and a 101 year old duke wearing a long haired wig, a robe and tights posing for a painted portrait, holding a book that reads "Illegal Alian Abductions and the known side effects" Now thats gay!

Yeah City..I second that and totally agree. With a word like "macames" IMO, Sir hammered drinks a lot should toss the bottle and check into the nearest Betty Ford clinic in California.

Personally I get the feeling that this City roast is going to back fire..



Jedi

Edited by user Monday, November 25, 2013 6:12:09 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Old Sweater  
#5 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 3:01:13 PM(UTC)
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^ The writ is write!

This board is for the better now!
HammerCock  
#6 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 5:04:00 PM(UTC)
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This roast is great!! So funny I just shit blood.
Old Sweater  
#7 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 7:43:58 PM(UTC)
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Would you trolls and multi user names please sign your posts?
Boogie  
#8 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 7:57:19 PM(UTC)
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This "brand new awesomely formatted excellent graphics" board is failing without me. This thread died before I even viewed it, please refrain from roast threads before i make one.


I may have to get involved and start posting here, before all the shops on cofoosball
main street start closing down and this place becomes a ghost town.

Actually, there was one thread where X, Baller, Ross, and Jim were going off on each other that was pretty badass. 2 pages of hilarity. It was like they were defibbing this motherfucker back to life...but now, with Carters "macames" and millers whole entire post, we are flatlining again. 101 year old duke wearing a long haired wig? yikes. the uncomfortable silence of the comedy audience...cringeworthy...

I guess i might have to start a roast thread and a dear boogie thread.



Boogie  
#9 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 7:58:36 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
Would you trolls and multi user names please sign your posts?


Hammercock is miller trying to dog Carter. the end.

Old Sweater  
#10 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 8:14:26 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Boogie Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
Would you trolls and multi user names please sign your posts?


Hammercock is miller trying to dog Carter. the end.



Sorry but that is to subjective. I need the poster to sign their real user name!

Yours Truly

Hung Kong

Edited by user Monday, November 25, 2013 8:15:15 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Slice/  
#11 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 9:10:21 PM(UTC)
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I thought Hammercock was X's label on his new CD with the song lyrics of "Can't touch this, or see it for that matter, but along with Dolphin breath, can't get the taste outta my mouth"!
jediR.O.T.N.  
#12 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 11:24:26 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Boogie Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
Would you trolls and multi user names please sign your posts?


Hammercock is miller trying to dog Carter. the end.




Oh come on Boo, "Really" you should know the jedi better than that!
I dont need to hide behind another name to chime in. Especially a name like HAMMERCOCK.
I wouldn't name myself after a tool and a body part. I can post up front useing my own name just as I always have to speak my own peace of mind.


Jedi

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777  
#13 Posted : Monday, November 25, 2013 11:48:03 PM(UTC)
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Besides, Jedi would've spelled it incorrectly, i.e. Ham or Cock
Carter  
#14 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:10:37 AM(UTC)
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You guys can roast me, since the board needs some entertainment.

Henry the molester needs to stop trolling me. I guess he is tired of chasing kids. Keep on trolling me Henry, and I will keep mentioning you look like a person that trolls kids.
Karma a bitch, isn't!
Old Sweater  
#15 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:34:03 AM(UTC)
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Here I sit thinking of a Catholic Priest because that is the most profiled look I can think of when it comes to child molesters.
777  
#16 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:34:10 AM(UTC)
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But seriously, I was looking forward to watching Jedi's transition game at Co State. Then I saw him in a wheelchair. What happened?
bigcity  
#17 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 4:12:50 AM(UTC)
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Just a couple quick questions: doesn't a roast need to consist of an event taking place, and has anyone figured out what the fuck Glenn was trying to say in the initial post?


Carry on if the jokes on me... pun intended
Carter  
#18 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:37:28 AM(UTC)
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"Macramé or macrame is a form of textile-making using knotting rather than weaving or knitting."

World's hardest word jumble, with one letter left out.

FooserX  
#19 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 3:21:42 PM(UTC)
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This is the worst roast thread ever.

"When I get to the table, that person, I don't care who they are, they're my mortal enemy. I hate them. " - John Grizzly
Old Sweater  
#20 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 3:27:41 PM(UTC)
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You tube has a lot of the good Dean Martin roasts from the early 70's. Pretty good.
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