that's right bitches, tonight i will be conducting a séance in attempt to reach jedi's sister...

we will get to the bottom of this sistergate scandal, as well as the truth to if she really was the one who hacked the old foosboard, or if she has knowledge of who did...

this is going to be very dangerous, but in the halloween spirit, i deemed this to be the perfect night for such a ritual.

hey jedi, is there anything in specific you'd like me to ask her? i have made up a list of questions, but i'm sure she would love to hear from you...

I just need to be clear before I decide to drive a few hours for this.

And I speak for X and Slice on this question as well, but will the goats be sodomized in the process?

If so, is the goat fuck going to happen prior to, during, or after the sacrifice?

Just askin....

jen

lol, if X has anything to do with it, the goats will be fucking him prior to the sacrifice. but i need 6 fuckin goats dammit!!!! can anybody help?!?!?!

Avon can produce the 6 goats but unfortunately there will be 6 wannabe foosers attached to them. Still okay?

Scott will gladly bottom any goat during the sacrifice!

Damn Jim!

Say it ain't so. LOL

Oh it's so alright. And it's not some abstract work of art, or renaissance classic Micheallangelo piece either. It's full on oily ass in your face...just the way Jim likes it.



X

It is?

Scott would be good at Foosball if he was as detail oriented there as opposed to de Tail!

Saddam is doing great, thanks for asking.......

Know that i care nothing of you, or anybody for that matter, or your seance. However, a sacrifice must be done prior to granting communication with one of my slaves. Your price is exactly 6 goats. If you attempt a summoning without paying this price, a demon spirit will be sent to possess you.

The rules are clear, you have been warned.......

Satan Sucks Ballz!

I think he's a goat fucker also!

so last night, i stopped by the local catholic church. there were no goats there, but i figured it wouldn't hurt to gank some crosses and some holy water, jus in case the séance went awry, and satan tried to fuck me. so while the priest was there gettin a bj from one of the kids, it provided me an excellent opportunity to sneak around and get said items. i did indeed execute the séance last night, here's what i found:

absolutely nothing! i never found jedi's dead sister, so that means a couple things. jedi may or may not even have a sister, dead or not. or satan had this bitch in lockdown and she couldn't be reached. either way, it was a total bust, i'm not a happy camper.

so, in conclusion, i am not giving up! i will try again, but next time i'm bringin the goats to the party. i am not possessed and i didn't have to fend of any demons with my holy water, so i'll put that in the freezer. you're off the hook for now jedi, but as god as my witness, i will get to the bottom of all this sistergate bullshit.