Is anyone even going tonight?... I don't know if its going to be jumping or not....what's up...like a ghost town in here. Is everyone praying at the chapel? Too much cows floating upside down in rivers of blood?

Do I need to come in peace? Would it help if I was pitting tonight?

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Not on the board in a while, and this just made my week! TGIMFF

LOLAK

Yeah....he got 3 or 4 of those on me too, but it was borderline. He was just crushing his roller with a lot of topspin, so it was 4 wheel driving over all my men after the block. Didn't think his recoil was a distraction, but was close.

Actually in the finals Piper hit a couple of 2-bar bumper crushing longs but the problem is he hit the wall with the bumper before his shot and on one in particular the table moved at least an inch over. You're right though, Colter does recoil ugly on the push side.

Way to go Zilla! Great night! Where the fack was Jedi? I mean we had singles at BC'S for once!

It was fun to finally get to play pits full time for once. The recoil jar came from piper out of the back, he went long, but I bailed and got it, but when he is all hyped up he will coil after his stroke, so when shooting out of the back you are coiling WHEN a block is going on. If the shot is clean, you are kind of coiling one millisecond before it goes in if you do it in your stroke- but when that shot hits the goalies guys, the table is earthquaking WHILE I'm trying to block the second bouncing slop, and that's bullshit.

Right when it happened, I was IMMEDIATELY like no way, piper paused, didn't chalk it yet, but Daniel says "shit, I've been getting cheated here all night" (referring to other matches) so i guess me and ross had to pay the tab for everyone elses shit? THEN piper chalks the point. It was real Wack, and makes me think different immediately about someone, (when they know an infraction went down, but they are like "so what get a ref")

Ross went through some transformations back and forth between the hulk and Bruce banner. When he is the hulk- lawd, that long pull on the three is spooky. But his middle is Bruce banner, and not the Avengers Bruce banner, the television one.

When we put them in the losers, the hulk was there the whole time, I think we beat them before people had a chance to sit down. It was like- " hey man what game is it...I don't know..hey so and so, move over I can't see....anyone know what game...oh, they are shaking hands....

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Right on Rippin! By the way, miller was a BEAST last night too, I heard he picked 27 baskets of berries- those bushes didn't stand a chance. I bet there wasn't even a tiny little baby berry hiding in one bush.

I heard he would even hold a branch after the berry was picked, and recoil it!

Good times! Warrior like stuff!

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Like I told you on the phone tongue in cheek (not ass cheek calm down X) sarcastic banter to the haters of your 3-bar, Jedi, that would assume that you played forward and missed 3 3-bar chances at the win, when you actually rocked pits last night, thus turning into fun smack at Ross.

The first thing Daniel said was "what, now we're going to start calling stuff" before he claimed all the cheating against him, thus admitting that it was a total jar/distraction.
Why have a rule book? DNR foosball, you're dying. R.I.P.

In our first match, we lost meat nut to Dana and Darren. I believe he dropped 11 bombs from the back. Beast mode.

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