Already locked in with Darren.

Nick, we've already lost the integrity of our pristine BYP. Keep the forums clean and pure, they're all we have left.

Nope - either confirm today or deal is off the table.

CO Shark Tank

I'm down to smash some nerds..

Well, it appears I won't be battling this Friday!




jedi

LMAO!

It sucks, but my contract with a 4 year customer is ending soon in a few weeks, looking for another major contract..The good news for foosers is that i will have more time to detail everyone's cars and trucks that asked me in the past, soon i will have time for those details, even willing to travel to the Metro for my services!



jedi

I fully agree with Dustin's crystal clear point here. Shit is all tainted now, and should be called FUNUGUYS or something. The aura of it has faded like the red paint job on a 1984 Toyota tercel, and it will never be the same. Handicap day, the end of the long running bad ass byp.

We got mountain players who are retired posting threads on the easy board titled "nothing special" talking shit about bc's, and saying its as competitive as "the shit hole". Lol

From now on, whenever I win, or check in to see who did, it will be all half hearted, like so what.

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And across the majestic ocean of time and space, the jimmies rustled softly.

Ha ha- you fucked up bc's with your bankshot billiards rookie Friday bring! It will never be the same! My half hearted play was due to the fact that I don't have another past time (yet) and I was afraid that if I won, I would be full out banned from funuguys! Gotta get going with darts or something before I get kicked out of foos. Scared fags!

I dont know if it was winning bc's 18 times or dipping Ryan Moore that sent me into the spotlight, but it matters not. All that matters is that 6 way splits being suggested and handicap cameos sprung up, and VIOLA! Its has become strawberry quik milk and vanilla wafers at bc's.
If I want to be fierce in your format type situations, I will play flag football at the vets hospital against 80 year olds.

You know why Godzilla movies are 90 minutes long? Because those poor Lil fuckers shoot bullets and bazookas at him. Here's a new plot for a godzilla flick- have him come out of the ocean, and every person on the island is laying naked, face down, on the beach, in groups of 50, in the shape if his footprints."GODILLA ATTACKS HANDICAP ISLAND!" Godzilla would just smell the weakness and leave, take up darts or fighting whales or some shit.

Lmao

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I was talking to a buddy from boulder, and I heard there was an emergency meeting of 17 people from davins Monday night beginner tourney- he said the room was buzzing with ideas and plans to hit up Scott about turning Friday night at bc's into the new beginner spot. He said the main fooser responsible for the meeting was banging his gavel on the podium, shouting-

"THE TIME TO STRIKE IS NOW! WITH SOMEONE LIKE X IN THERE, WE CAN DO THIS NOW, IF WE DONT ACT QUICKLY, BALLER WILL RESTORE SHIT, AND OUR CHANCES OF MOVING IN WILL END!!"

One fooser stood up in the back and reminded everyone- "let's take our time and propose this right, the sauce is weak there, there's no going back from here...x has tainted it forever..."

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