This thread sucks macame.

Dear 5ROWKING,

I am glad that I waited until the new HOFC flier came out before I answered your questions. Lets go through them one by one.

1. Will we ever have new Promasters?

If we do, (have new ones) under the flag and rating system of the IFP, it will be like someone announcing that VHS is coming out with 3D tapes. In other words, who gives a fuck. With all of the changes going on right now, and the scrambling of the players to have input on what direction/format/payouts/schedule that the IFP should take- it really honestly reminds me of the following-

Remember the common scene in a movie where the camera starts shaking, and things start falling in the background- signifying that the castle is coming down, (which means the main villain just died) Suddenly- the main characters in the movie start running in all directions, screaming and trying to escape? Well, thats the 2014 foosball tour coming up. Except, (ironically) in the midst of all the rubble and chaos, our main foos characters will be stopping by the main stage to fork over $450 to play single elimination foosball.

Apparently, foosball makes heroin look like aspirin in an addiction comparison. In 2015, some sexual deviant should throw the tour- and demand that everyone give him a blow job and $250 as a package deal fee. People will be lining up to suck dick for foos. Someone call Charlie Sheen and tell him he can get 220 blow jobs in one day.

2. Whos in line to turn master?

Who even knows who the "Masters" are anymore. If you asked the common fooser to answer that question, 9 out of ten would say "Tony, Robbie and Ryan...and a few others- but...shit, i dont know."

Heres the list of the next masters:

Whoever doesnt get curb stomped by the above named masters- AT 3 CONSECUTIVE TOURNEYS.

3. Does anyone want to turn Master these days?

I will answer this question mathematically.
Look at any flyer for 2014.
Go to the "payouts" area for the open events.
Look down to 4th place, where you will land (if you end up master and play GREAT.) DONT look at 3rd, 2nd or 1st. There is a theater rope there with bouncers, who will promptly tell you "this is a motherfuckin VIP area, motherfucker- you better TAKE your ass downstairs to fourth place. Come back here again and get your ass kicked so bad your underwear will enter your anus..."
Now, does 4th place pay better than first- in the other rankings? FUCK NO. Shit, Mary went 2005 bonkers. $1000 across the board for all ranks, lets PARTY, its CARNIVAL TIME HONEY!

And do me a favor- save the "prestige" talk. just, dont.

If someone doesnt step in and save the tour- the rocks and pillars will keep raining until the credits roll.

4. Who has the best chance of knocking off the top dogs?

Refer to my VIP description for your last question. The smaller the tour gets, and the less people are interested, the more the Tony Robbie Ryan gap grows. Soon, even solid fueled propulsion wont get you to planet Spredeman. You will need some sort of light speed spacecraft.

Sincerely,

Boogie

Edited by user Tuesday, December 3, 2013 6:23:41 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Dear Renfest,

It is a little known fact that I am in fact from another planet, and age at 1/4th the speed of healthy human beings here on Earth. So, when I starred in an Abbott and Costello movie in 1941- I was asked to do a little song and dance number. (back in 41, if you wanted to tap ass, you had to tap dance.)

As time went on, dance changed. In the 50's, I was doing the jitterbug, the lindy hop, the twist, and the bunny hop. In the 60's, I mostly tripped on acid so i dont remember much of anything, but i could be found doing the mashed potato from time to time. In the mid to late 70's, A good friend of mine, Barry Blue, was producing an album called "too hot to handle" by the band "Heatwave" and wanted to do a tribute song to me. Rod Temperton wrote and composed "Boogie Nights"- which ended up being the hottest song on the album, and inspired a movie that reminds me of how big my...influence...is....

I'm your Boogie Man, (KC and the Sunshine band) I had nothing to do with. I do, however, have footage of me at a Roller Disco in the 70's in New York- winning a Skate dancing contest against some bad ass Puerto Rican skater- for $1000. Which would buy your family dinner at Red Robin in 2013, but back then it was loot. In the footage, I have a 33 inch afro. Luxurious, my hair, (with a tight perm) no wig. The footage can be viewed one time, for $100, after a disclaimer is signed that you wont sue me after seeing it, because it is so bad ass it will give you either-

A stroke, brought on by intense surprised admiration and pure joy- (i have seen one side of a face start sagging as i dial 911 on my cellphone)

Depression, possibly ending in suicide, because it is not you in the footage.

The ICP (insane clown posse) song-

Inspired by a fight that I got into when I went to see a show, thought it was another hip hop show, and it ended up being ICP. I took out 23 people before the police had to taser me right in the temple while a dog chewed on my face. Two of the members of ICP quit the group shortly after, and in interviews claimed it was because of the sound of my laughter echoing inside of the german shepherds mouth before i broke its neck.

I hope this answers all of your questions.

Sincerely,

Boogie

Dear Shrek,

Its a "batshitcrazy" thing. Fortunately, for him, he doesnt know about the RIDICULOUSNESS of that wack ass bitch, but UNfortunately, he will take the phrase "wrecking ball" and decipher it into you boasting about his table prowess.

P.S. Thor wasn't so lucky as to not be exposed to trainwreckmiley.




BONUS- (for YOU being the one to inspire miller to go off on a domination rant on MY thread)

Heres Knapton as Miley:

Edited by user Tuesday, December 3, 2013 7:43:47 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Dear Trashy,

Be still, I am here. Do not fret. I will help you through your absence of boogie.

Sincerely,

Boogie

Dark Puppet drops by with a perfect response. He is King here.

Edited by user Wednesday, December 4, 2013 4:54:18 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

I.M.P.O. ] I don't think there is any HOPE (right) in this forum.
But I do believe this thread will continue on for many many months to come into the next following year.
Your DOUBTFUL HOPE in this thread also shows your great doubtfulness in the charisma that Boogie bestows.. If your to blind to see that. Then I would honestly strongly suggest that you track this "DEAR BOOGIE" thread and watch it remain on the first opening page of this forum for weeks and months to come. As like a #1 GREATEST HIT SONG. That remains plastered in the top 20 greatest count down hits of this decade

"long long live The Dear Boogie Thread"
I.M.P.O. "THIS DULL DRAB GAGGING LOOGIE, SHALLOW BREATHING FORUM," honestly truly needs this thread, for the survival of this forum depends on it. Just like silicon for a sticky rod. One cant shoot with fiennes with crud all over the rods.

Justice speaking out in truth against blinded injustice.
Known as the foosball desase as A.M.D.S.

Here Dear Dr Boogie, back to you...fix this pathetic mindless grade school forum and cure their teenie wennie vegetable pea brain minds.

Example, Are the order of the letters of the alphabet in the order that they are because of the song? Like fucking really"
Here take 10 - 1,000 mg of these morphine opium gelled horse pills every other hour and call Dear Dr Boogie in the morning. If you cant get up off the floor. Then my advice and conclusion would be." Your brain is already dead and there is not a living brain cell left for reciting the ABC's


Jedi

Edited by user Thursday, December 5, 2013 3:34:40 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

boogie approving Miller's post.... cold as balls outside....hell must be freezing over. the abc question was awesome

Edited by user Friday, December 6, 2013 3:19:59 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

WHO the FUCK said it was ok for you to answer questions for me, in MY DEAR BOOGIE THREAD? Start a "dear you" thread if you want to rock some comedy- take this shit off of here...sheesh...

"judge kermit and officer mrs. piggy...?"


Take this off of here before my thread sinks!

Edited by user Sunday, December 8, 2013 6:28:01 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Say Bolson381, not sure if you've noticed, but I think Hell did stop freezing over! Quick Quick get the snowball before it melts..

Its ok Boo, No need to fret. It will always be your Dear Boogie thread. And its not in my mind Into hijacking this thread. But just look at the brite side of the silver lining. Ive had to on many occasions myself. In all honesty, sometimes a hit thread has to deal with alittle shit now and then, here and there to remain on top of the hit charts. And here you've been in the top five all weekend. Jumping between 4 and 2 for days.

Get well soon Dear Dr Boogie.

Your #1 FAN
Jedi