Correct me if I'm wrong here but are you referring to all of the pussy players who braved the not so bad weather and showed up at Boogies Castle last night?

Lmfao! Miller, you didn't even show!

I talked shit about beating Roger and Bruce, but Roger gets on here and still says I'm a great player. Well, in retort to that- I will say that whenever I show up to BC's, I expect to have an epic battle with Roger and Bruce- but if I run across you, miller, I feel like I'm sending a beginner to the losers bracket.

Roger- on the 5- smart D, many passes that are disguised well, it takes high level thought out defense to contain or compete with it. (A)

Miller- on the 5- predictable, over sold passes, the wall and lanes are executed from different spots on the table making them easy to read. (D+)

Roger- on the 3- can shoot 7 holes on his pull. Mixes up timing. Tough to block when he gets on a roll. (A)

Miller- on the 3- shoots a euro pin pull side 90% of the time. The look of it and release point is almost always identical, very predictable. I can probably block about 8 in a row before one misexecutes and cuts back into the hole. (D-)

So basically, when me and Jim played miller and Daniel, miller was up front getting destroyed until it was 4-1, then Daniel couldn't stand it anymore and sent you in the back. (This is called "switching the bitch") Unfortunately, I shot pull after pull on your race D, while you complained that it was slow but kept coming in second place while the tin in the goal kept popping.

This is the post that miller read when I was looking for a partner- he had the van fired up and his wraps in his fanny pack ready to go- then he read this post and said "fuck this shit, I won't be seen in bc's tonight, fucking unholy Godzilla terror going down....

AAAARRRGHHH!!! pain....and suffering....a cow floats...upside down in a river of blood....

Edited by user Sunday, February 22, 2015 4:34:42 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

RIP Board


TrashyToeTag

Trashy rolls in with a hearse and ties a toe tag on it. Slice picks up a clipboard and writes down the cause of death. In memory thread is next. Coming soon.

It was mostly dead back when we had 4 tournaments a week and now we're down to just Fridays. We can only talk so much shit from one night of foos.

Dustin walks by and says "I told the board to chill out or it was gonna die, and it just didn't heed my warning...no one heeds my warnings...." In a weird creepy old lady/witch voice.

Nick points at Dustin and exclaims "its the witches fault!" Then dry humps the board for a couple seconds, to see if it is really dead. (The board is really gay usually, so a male dry humping would get a reaction if it was even in a coma.) There is no response.

Nick looks at the ping pong place on his iPhone and strolls away.

A manhole cover across the street slowly raises up a about a foot above the street. Underneath is miller, (and about 5 other guys helping him raise it.) (Using a car jack and some planks of wood.) He peers across the street at the lifeless board. Just as he is going to shout something out, Boogie appears next to the board, helping Trashy drag it on to a stretcher. The manhole cover lowers as slowly and quietly as it raised. Before it closes miller can be heard whispering "EA sucks..." and sighing.

Edited by user Monday, February 23, 2015 6:02:49 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Boogie that's funny shit! I wanted you to look up Demarcus Cousins from the Sacramento Kings, his Nickname is Boogie also and they use it all the time in highlight reels. He is Dominant as well! :)