Lmao...which could mean. " Lick my anal orifice" eewe thats just a sick thought... But well, I guess thats just you!

I never thought that acronym could stand for that.
That's fucken hysterical!!! Good one....

other meaning's here for ( L.M.A.O )laughing my ass off. ( LMAFO) laughing my ass fucking off) if you really think about all the possibilities..LIKE, (

1a) LMFBAO) Laughing my fucking bloody ass off.

1) (LMFAO) Lustfull men find acquired openings

2) ( LMMFAO) Lesbian muff munching fingering an orgasm

3) (LMAO) Lapping my anal opening

4) (LMAO) Look my ass oozes

5) ( LMAO) Lay my ass over

6) ( LMAO) Love Man Answers operator

7) ( LMFAO) Lighting my fire active oven

8) ( LMAO) Love mastering acquire's orgies

9) ( LMAO) Lay my ankles overhead

10) ( LMMFAO) Love magically mean's fucked all over
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11) ( LMAO) Lazy mexican's answer O-lay

12) ( LMAO) Lost my asshole overtime

13) ( LMAO) Look more assholes overthere

14) ( LMAFO ) Loose milfs are fucking overrated

15) ( LMFAO ) Lasting medicated final anal ointment

16) ( LMAO ) Larger men are overlayed

17) ( LMMFAO) Lost my money fighting an octopussy

18) ( LMMFAO) Look my major forced an order

19) ( LMMFAO) Losing my mind forgot an ounce

20) ( LMMFAO) Lucky my monkey's fucking an Orangatang

21) ( LMMFAO) Lieing mad mistress fights arresting officer

22) (LMMFAO ) Luna means moon flooting across ocean's

23) ( LMMFAO) Layed more milfs fifty and over

24) ( LMMFAO) Licking my manhood for an orgasm

25) ( LMMFAO) Lunatic mindless moron farts an odor

26) (LMMFAO ) Lipping my manhood fats and overcoming
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27) (LMMFAO) Little muncken man finds an orphan

28) (LMMFAO) Lorriel make-up makes faces age older

29) (LMMFAO) Love my margaritas fruity as oranges

30) (LMMFAO) Left my marrage for another opportunity

31) (LMMFAO) Love makes money fix anyone old

Edited by user Saturday, February 8, 2014 5:36:30 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

For me its not about the passing vewes, but more along the line of observation and feedback.

LMMFAO ( Letting my magic force always override)

That was totally brutal, I spent alot of time today editing the LMMFAO list.
Changing words, etc; etc, to durive with different sayings..

QFT ( Queer's fuck transvestite's)
( Quick for trouble)
( Quick fucking turtle)
( Quite for today )
( Quit friggin typing)

Edited by user Saturday, February 8, 2014 2:10:44 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Alright, thx tiny tensile town for the added upgrade in advertising on my latest post.
And WOW! even went through the trouble of correcting R2D2's misspelled wording to boot. Great your hired for Secretary of editor asap.

City quote; DID ANYONE READ THIS

Yeah D.A.R.T.
Jedi quote; DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THAT!)

Note to all !

I guess everyone should just be grateful that im only CLAIRVOYANT, and that I don't have the power of telekinesis. Damn, if that was the case, then NOBODY WOULD WIN! Everytime the ball would touch the playing field, I would just slop it in your goal off of every opposing team's men before ker-plunk, just to add the effects of the meaning of slop.

But as far as visionary clairvoyance is concerned or considered, well," that's a horse of a different color." It just doesn't come about without its suffering paybacks that im forced to endure, when I have a vision that is somewhat reviled to me. I don't force a vision, it just comes about.
And along while ago I learned to just keep my visions to myself, of reasons of
human nature to disdain the preaching of future visions as a hoax. I guess rightfully so, it's just hard to believe that someone as like myself would have any power of "visionary Prophecies" considering how im looked at by the colo world of foosball. Who Miller, how can that be, hes just delusional and etc, etc, who is he to doan such power, and to preach about foosball of all thing's, how dare he that jedi..

Well ive also learned sometime ago, that its ok to speak out about visional prophecies, as long as I preach the future happenings in parables, and certain highlighted wording that sticks out among the rest of the wording that I lay down in post.....
Like if I was to mention that I know who is going to win the open singles this year at colo state in full detail of who the two that will be in the finals and who will win. Then because of human nature to be meddlesome, one may decide to try to change the course of my teleology, by forfeiture of a match, etc, etc, just to see if I was right, after seeing with their own eyes that the two players I mentioned way before hand, is sitting in the top 6 spots in the final count down of the finals. Changing the order of the finals would change the final contenders in the finals, or maybe not, the forfeiture was maybe exspected in the mix of it all.

Sooo rather than spilling out my" VISIONARY PROPHECIES" in full color down to detail, in turn I just spill them out in parables, and in story form of a warrior, and his light rod, and the crusade this warrior battle's willingly single handedly against the metro, and its bitches, surrounded around him by the force of the north... So that way it keeps everyone somewhat alittle blinded to what unfolds in due time, and yet because of the hints of things from all the posts and little things I bring up when I post, like I have said before, I wrote months before hand that I was going to take the CIVIL WAR SINGLES title way before I did, same for the second CIVIL WAR title in last years event....NO WAY DID JEDI SAY HE WAS GOING TO WIN THOSE TWO TITLES MONTHS BEFORE HE DID, as most would think and gossip among themselves. Well, for those that don't believe, there are those that have read my visionary writings with an open mind and saw for themselves that the things I have spoken about have unfolded and have become TRUE!

I mean after all, if I was to talk like I have prophecy visionary power in the known days of witchcraft and soothsaying, then id have a lynch mob with torches and pitchfork's looking to hang my head and ripp my heart out with a holy dagger, then tossed into a pit of fire, as everyone in the tiny town spits on my burnt remains of fried flesh..UUUGGGG......later that day the village people and their leader throw my burnt body in the oceanside, for the creature's of the sea can nibble on my bones freely at will.... Meanwhile at the ranch one year later just like I said a year before to the day, "for the winds and fields of your harvests will rise and blow hard among you, and the beached waters will tower among you and wipe you out from this land, So quick, gather yourself with haste, and move from these parts while you can! Now everyone is in pancake mode, while the town leader of the lynch mob cry's out," WHAT HAVE WE DONE, WE WERE BLIND AND ARROGANT, WE BECAME SELFISH WITHIN OURSELVES, AND MURDERED OUR OWN VISIONARY PROPHET, AND ALL HE WAS TRYING TO DO WAS SAVE US FROM THE STORM, AS THE WINDS AND WATERS CARRY'S THE LEADER OUT TO SEA.
Well, it's a good thing for me I live in these days, now we the people just call it "gifted superior beings. And Its not about education or how you look or act, its about being touched with a power that only that person can harness and handle, because there is always a price to pay in return to see abit into the future.

Lol.. you know what everyone. If I was to ever get the commodity of positive attention and understanding from this grapevine grade school classroom of child minds. Then most likely I would be more inclined to speak out in more colorful form, giving all of you a clearviewed detail of things that will mostlikely will unfold in time to come. But since I dont have that commodity of subtle understandings from this forum, then I will continue to preach in parables leaving hints on things to come, just to keep the playing field of my visionary Prophecies on an even keel, so things can go to THE NEXT LEVEL of our Colorado foos world.

Because we cant have somebody thinking they can change things if they already know the outcome of things to come, now can we!


"Your Colorado Oracle"
jediR.O.T.N.

Edited by user Tuesday, February 11, 2014 2:41:41 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Dear Dr Boo... I hope you have been getting better since your last time at the response desk. And I'm hoping we are all past the ABC issue's for the start of this year..

Well Doc.. I have a few questions here of great importance concerning our division of state, "The North v/s South.And as you know our state has been at war now for 3 years, its sad to say,"but the expert sharpshooters In the south were thinned out In the last two battles, to the point of just a Skelton crew platoon of a few good soldiers"..Cannonball-run & Landmine- caster, just to name the two south squad leaders..

Q1) Dont you agree that our state officials T.S.K. should propose a treaty for the two parties responsible for wagging this Civil War?T.M.S.B. (The Metro South Bitches) the ones that drew first blood, and T.R.F.O.T.N.R. (The Rebel Force Of The Northern Resistance) aka, General jediR.O.T.N; the founding father of the crusade against the south.. 

If a treaty was signed then these boys could go home. And dont have to face battling on the front lines for a third tour against T.R.F.O.T.N.R...odds are they won't survive this time around.

Q2) Because the Expert sharpshooter's of the south were thinned out to only two soldiers that are known to be alive, who knows, there could be a small platoon of MIA's out there somewhere in the battlefield still lost in the flatlands of the North..But with such small odds, is there any chance of a neighbouring state flipping the bill to finance new Expert recruits to sharpshoot for the south?And so if somekind of assistants doesn't help the south this year..
Then I am in motion that the south surrenders their banner to the North by default. So that all of Colorado will battle under one Northern banner, without the senseless slaughter of weak warriors. Keeping in mind that the R.F.O.T.N.R. has the America's borderline secure and held intacted, and under control.
The only way for the Expert sharpshooter' s to infiltrate the south, is from the west from Boulder and that army that goes through great torture to battle the D.Y.P. you know, whats that dictators name. the one born in the year of the Monkey...anyway NO REAL THREAT THERE from the west.

Q3) isn't it time to give peace a chance?


Sincerely C.W.G.jediR.O.T.N.

Edited by user Wednesday, February 12, 2014 3:19:49 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified