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Old Sweater  
#21 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 5:09:39 PM(UTC)
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The Sonic Bomb!- Has the neighbors looking for jets!
The Jedi  
#22 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 5:14:54 PM(UTC)
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Holy shit, a good healthy turd

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Old Sweater  
#23 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 5:22:04 PM(UTC)
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The Snacker- Shitting where you eat!
Old Sweater  
#24 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 5:26:41 PM(UTC)
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Poor Mans Bidet- Splash helps with cleanup!
Old Sweater  
#25 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 5:34:21 PM(UTC)
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The BatTurd- Just hangs there till ya pinch or fart!
Old Sweater  
#26 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 5:37:21 PM(UTC)
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The Bleeder- BullHead that gets the leaky roids going!
Old Sweater  
#27 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 5:39:08 PM(UTC)
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The BullNose- Shitting a John Holmes sized turd!
Slice/  
#28 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 3:18:25 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Old Sweater Go to Quoted Post
The BatTurd- Just hangs there till ya pinch or fart!


Or worse, you use a whole roll of tp to clean because it never dropped. D’oh!
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#29 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 3:21:17 AM(UTC)
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The Tanks-a-lot. You flush it doesn’t because there’s just too much.
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#30 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 3:22:14 AM(UTC)
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The Soupy Sales, looks like gravy.
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#31 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 3:23:24 AM(UTC)
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The Spackler, it pretty much splatters every part of your toilet including under the seat.
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#32 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 3:26:43 AM(UTC)
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The Barney Rubble, looks like hundreds of little round turds glued together.
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#33 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 7:42:21 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Slice/ Go to Quoted Post
The Spackler, it pretty much splatters every part of your toilet including under the seat.


Otherwords known as the atom bomb!
Old Sweater  
#34 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 11:39:09 AM(UTC)
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The Abomination- After 4 or more days of constipation!
Old Sweater  
#35 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 11:41:36 AM(UTC)
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The Prim & Proper- No pain or smell with no cleanup. More common with females.
Old Sweater  
#36 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 11:52:21 AM(UTC)
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Just add water- Grows from finger sized to BullHead before you can look???

Get in here NickWit!!!

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Old Sweater  
#37 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 1:53:54 PM(UTC)
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Old Sweater  
#38 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 2:00:10 PM(UTC)
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Old Sweater  
#39 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 2:15:26 PM(UTC)
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The TurdCicle- Taken outdoors on a Cold Winter day!
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#40 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 2:23:11 PM(UTC)
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The City Slicker, left on the sidewalk by the dog, the homeless, etc.
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