Oh i forgot. I told you whores to just do that evolution one time and i would jump off a bridge.

What did i say? 92 percent as fast?

Jedi, how much time did i give you? 2 months? Are you trying to do it?

Either way, you win. Either i commit suicide or you get me to lie and you learn how to do something amazing.

Alex, you probably have a 98 brown tornado? Don't you?

Just do it alex. Just think how popular you would be. I can do it in 3 to 5 days so i will give you


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM


5 weeks from today at this exact time.

Alex, i suck, i am delusional, and you are Alex FUCKIN Nagy...

Alex, i am so delusional and i am a joke.

None of the best players in the world think i am any good. They just laugh at me.


Alex, you got 5 weeks alex.

Alex, i am delusional.

No girl would ever want to watch me play foosball.

No gay dude would want to watch me play foosball.

Girls and gay dudes would love watching you, plus you shoot a pull kick

That shit will be so easy for you and i might not lie and i jump off of a bridge

Alex, i am delusional

Oh i know, i keep saying the same thing.

Alex, you deserve it, you actually made an account for this and you are such a scumbag.

Alex, 5 weeks. Just pay tony to do it and you can say it is you.

I am stupid so, i won't know it isn't you.

Here is a slower one for you 2 awesomes...THe shot part is so hideous, i had barely even done anything in like 14 months. Big ass nasty backswing. That works in your favor.

I am delusional, look at me go. Look at me thinking if i actually played that i could do it in a half second instead of a second.

I am so delusional, i am slow, my IQ is shit. I don't know how to practice anything. Even if i could do it in a half second, it is just a half second pass and score with misdirection on both rods.

i am so delusional, alex, i am sorry will you be my friend and will you let me play back for you at worlds?

Please alex, play front for me in open doubles..

Or just do this or pay someone to do it and lie and say it is you and i might jump off of a bridge. I might actually do it and it is child's play for you awesomes.

Edited by user Friday, December 7, 2018 7:56:19 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Lol, look at you. Name the 20 and call them and tell one of them to practice it for 2 hours and have someone record one.



Rofl, cliche fagtalk... 20 people on the board can but you can't. Are you that far down on the ladder. Have you been playing 30 years in the mecca, denver colorado and you can't do this easy as shit?

Lol spear was chasing me around the room one time 20 years ago wanting to be my friend. Lol, no impact, show spear this thread. I am not saying he will know who it is but he will think you are really smart and patriotic.

Lol go find one of those 20. Look at how bent into fagtalking you are.

of course it is simple. Tony's lane pull kick is even more simple than this.

Trust me i hope people learn this and learn how to do it as fast or faster than this....this is my half speed.

Look at you, let me guess, 20 people can do anything i post online but you can't. At the least get someone that can actually learn it to tell me they are going to try and learn it.

Rofl, i never said it wasn't simple. I just said you haven't ever seen it happen and obviously, you haven't ever done it yourself.

I barely play dumb cunt. How many people that barely play can learn it in 2 hours.

Rofl, i wish you weren't just upset and saying this bullshit, I actually want people to start doing it. Look at you all bent and raping yourself.

Edited by user Saturday, December 8, 2018 3:42:42 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

rofl, you are on tilt, you are embarrassing yourself. If this stops right now you will be the last moron to go full tilt with lies and bullshit.

You aren't actually this stupid but you are mad and at least a little stupid and playing more stupid to argue.

You have no fucking argument. Your buddy is teh one that is weak. Just like all of the other morons that cry when there is no shitty fm radio on while they play foosball.

You have no idea how little these people understand. All of you have been programmed to lose your minds if there isnt' any shitty music playing. These people are everywhere.

And lol, at all of the complete bullshit you have posted today. What are you going to do when your kids watch me play for 5 minutes and think i am amazing and they see you go full tilt? You are going to embarrass yourself? They aren't going to know or care about what is happening here.

If your kids or your parents or your siblings or your cousins ask me why i don't go to tournaments and i tell them that i despise bars, do you think they are going to think there is something wrong with me or are they going to think there is something wrong with you?

Look at you go. Rofl, you saying 20 to 30 people on this board alone can do that shit, but not you? That is full tilt fagtalking. That is what nearly every dumbfuck will say.

Who are they? Go get them. You are stupid. Do it yourself and see what your friends think. See how they react you fucking stupid bitch.

Look at you go full tilt with lies and bullshit and not only using your natural ignorance but playing even more fucking stupid to argue with someone.

It isn't going to work. Sure, all of the other cunts love it. All kinds of cunts wish they could have a pep rally.

All of you cunts go find a fucking high school gym and have a pep rally. Record it, i want to watch it.

Lol, saying i don't contribute? I made you a bjork playlist for your wife and your kids. Bjork is a god and they don't know anything about her. SheA is probably the most accessible god on this planet. You and mares will cry about her when you are playing foosball because you are stupid.

Can you even do one tic tac pass well? Maybe you don't' know how to extrapolate. Go practice your bounce pass for 10 years and see what it looks like on video. THen i will practice mine for 5 days and we can put them side to side using the same table and same camera.

My five bar is all world, that is why even when i am starting at 0 i can practice something for 3 to 14 days and post shit you can't' fucking do. I can post shit nobody has ever done.

All of you are morons, you are calling me mentally weak while you are on tilt. My taste in music is top 20 in the world stupid whore. There might only be 2 or 3 people in this country like me. Most of the others are probably in europe. You have no clue what i am talking about do you? Of course you don't. YOu have no clue about fucking anything.

Rofl, foosball marathon tournaments in hotels in big rooms set up for white trash. All kinds of people who never do shit like meth are at these tournaments wishing they had meth because they are so tired and just want to go home but they fucking can't. But look at you, you and the other faggots in this thread and all around the world will call someone a pussy if they don't want to deal with that gay shit.

Look at you go you fucking piece of shit. Did you see the list that dustin gatliff posted explaining why he quit and why he had been trying to quit for 2 years? I know it doesn't matter when it comes to me. When he says it, it makes perfect sense. But your faggot ass on your fagtalking tilt. I mentally checked out 24 to 28 months in.

Rofl, I have contributed more in 5 days than you ever have or ever will, but go ahead, be like alex the lump nagy or jedi, Call the cops or the fbi or send someone to beat me up. You will be completely justified.

Then you homobabies can have a pep rally, you will feel so good about yourselves and mares will still be a fucking cunt.

Just have mares do the easy simple shit. Oh that's right, his five bar isn't all world, he can't do it and he never will.

In fact i will lower the speed percentage. I gave all of you cunts 92 percent. I will lower it for mares. Mares gets 84 percent. That is the archer percentage. Archer is right about 84 percent of the time. So 84 percent of which ever is the fastest of the 2 i posted. Those aren't fast for me so it should be easy. Loffredo actually told me to name my bounce pass. He saw it when it was better than it is in these videos. I have barely even done that pass in 8 years and those videos were from march 2017.

Look at you go. I can also do tony's lane pullkick way better than you can if you can do it at all.

What is jedi's favorite tic tac shot? One of you fucking cunts answer me?

Edited by user Saturday, December 8, 2018 11:01:49 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Lol, you lied. You completely lied. Someone from 1000 miles away posts a video of something and you completely lied and your buddies lied. Bring 20 other dumb cunts in here and 14 of them will lie because your all lying cunts. Nobody is ever going to think you are better than me. Mares doesn't think you are better than me. Nobody in the top 20 is ever going to think you are better than me.

You lied like a dumb whore and you are telling me to back it up. I don't need to back anything up. The best players in the world know more about me than you. They know i hate all of you, they know i hate bars. They will never think you are better than me.

You lied. I wouldn't even consider lying about what i can do and what i can't.

You aren't evolution and you are a liar. Rofl back it up. You are a fagtalker. Yould never ever have a five bar like mine, you could never ever hit tic tac shots like me.

What is your favorite tic tac shot? Which tic tac shot do you think you can do better than me?

You are a liar, thank you for your service you stupid faggot but don't come back until you have a video of what you lied about. Nobody is ever going to think you are better than me unless they are in the middle of talking like a fag.

Edited by user Saturday, December 8, 2018 12:30:37 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Haha, what is wrong with you? Did your boyfriend wake up before you and knee you in the dick when he got up to smoke a cigarette and drink some beer?

Or did he wake you up with a blow job and he cut your dick with his whiskers?

Do you have whisker dick?

You white trash cunts are liars. Jedi isn't going to go to kentucky. He and big gay alex have a plan to get me to go there so alex can rape me.

You incapable cunts are liars. You get all fucked out and then someone says somethign stupid and you pep rally. i was literally almost thinking about forgetting about this and then big trash alex nagy came out of no where because he is trash and embarrassed himself even more. Of course i knew who it was. There aren't too many people in indiana that don't think i am amazing. Alex is petty and stupid.

My existence brings out the trash in people.

I mean i hope this is the most amount of trashcunt you have ever been. Have you ever been part of a complete liar trash cunt pep rally like this?

You are too fucking stupid and your IQ is too shit to learn how to do anything.

You know that none of you cunts could ever be like me in 10 million years yet you are doing this.

You are pure cunt. You are like white cockroaches.

This is why bars are made for white trash. THey look, sound and smell like white trash.

You are all jokes, the admins are laughing at you.

It isn't my fault you are trash. It isn't my fault that i can practice something for 2 to 5 hours or an hour a day for 3 to 14 days and post something at a texas website and a colorado website and watch people rape themselves.

You are all just trash. I don't go places that are filled with trash. I fucking hate all of you.

Longball swooped in this morning and said maybe the dumbest shit anyone has said yet. I mean you have said shit that might be more stupid. Rofl you cunts get on tilt and you say the dumbest shit possible. Go read what he said and tell me how it isn't stupid.

YOu cunt should try and learn something instead of harassing evolution.

Go get mares to do it. Just ask him. It will get uncomfortable.

He would rather you didnt ask him.

Seriously, go ask anyone that you think can do what is in that video to do it. They are going to wondering what your problem is. They might not make it obvious but they are going to be wondering how you cunts are this stupid. Go ask all of the best players in the state.

You and longball go search.

Edited by user Saturday, December 8, 2018 4:27:29 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Did your boyfriend wake you up with a blowjob and fuck your dick up with his beard?

Do you have whisker dick?

Maybe he can do that evolution?

Is your boyfriend one of the 20 that longball was talking about? Longball said that 20 people on this board can do something nobody on this board can do.

Why did he lie? Ask the admin which 20 that longball is talking about.

Do you understand any of that?

Edited by user Saturday, December 8, 2018 6:09:11 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Lol look at you go, lol you cunts are using not only your natural ignorance and stupidity and your ability to completely lie and play dumb but you have boosted it up 10 notches to do it with me.

Dipshit, i am a pro at this. I already explained it. I am an extremely unique online gamer so i can make this happen anywhere and anytime at any gaming or foosball website. You don't actually read and you don't comprehend. Then you stop or wisen up a little bit when i tell you to do something you can't do or don't want to do becuase you can't do it or you know that going and begging people to do something to prove me wrong.

Look at this thread, the highball cunt was all fucked out for the 2nd or 3rd time and stopped but came back in in post 3 and went full tilt with the fagtalK.

Rofl, then i tell him to go find them but he knows that it will be embarrassing and or they will tell him to fuck off and there is literally or nearly no way they could possibly do it or it will take them a bunch of time they don't care to spend on it and probably still won't be able to do it so the cunt wisened up a little bit but still cunted it.

You fucking cunts trapped yourself and you need to admit you have been lying and stupid out of anger and whatever other gay things that make you whores do this.

I have had and have friends taht are cunts on the table. If someone calls them a cunt on the table, i am not going to even think about doing what you dumb whores have been doing.

Do you cuntboy's phone number. If you don't then don't worry about what people say about him. if you do have it, still don't worry about it. Understand that you just don't understand somethings about foosball and stay out of it.

Learn from this, admit you have been lying and fagtalking and don't do it again when jedi comes in here and says something stupid and i fuck him up some more and i will forgive you.

You don't understand what is going on. You don't understand what is going on in the videos of mares and then the video of tony getting mad at ryan and you don't undertstand what is going on in the video of me.

I don't want this to happen but once start lying and playing dumber than you already are. You are going to get massacred and massacre yourself. Slice and the alex nagy faggot saw what happened at the other place and did it here. That was the last thing they needed to do, and you fkn cunts better not hope anyone fucks with me.

So stfu and beg or pay someone to do what is in that video. You said jedi can do it, longball said 20 people on this board can do it easily. You cunts are either stupid enough to think that or you are lying scumbags or of course a mix of both.

You owe me money and you have to beg or pay tony to learn it. it will be interesting to see how long it takes him. Tony doesn't lie, except when he puts mares up front and mares fags someone. It happens all of the time.

Edited by user Saturday, December 8, 2018 10:03:11 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Look you at you go liar, i am sorry

uncoordinated liar. Rofl are you scared to post a pass of yours?

You probably weren't 2 weeks ago. But now

Rofl i think you might be scared shitless.

Also, even if i was nice to you dumb cunts, you still said all kinds of stupid shit and a whole lot of lies. You don't have any problems lying though.

That is how most of you whore talk trash with your best friends.

I don't like dumb cunts lying to me.

You know a lot of golfers like and love foosball.

Tiger likes foosball. What do you think he would think about you whores lying to evolution?

What do you tom brady's wife would think if she saw that shit?

What do you think tom brady would think?

What do you think these people would think about you?

And big lump alex the rat fink snitch trash. Alex the snitch. Big lump alex so scared i am going to hurt his feelings.

What do you think Michael Jordan would think about you trash cans harassing evolution?

What do you think your family will think when they are there with MJ and brady while i am spreading beauty and all of a sudden you pop out of no where and go full tilt on teh fagtalk?

They might think all of you are lumps of shit.

Also, i think maybe after the admin to this place who is the is one of the tournament director which i heard got white trashed a couple of months ago?

Did he get white trashed?

He might not give a fuck if i call lump of shit liar cunts, white trash?

Oh, you are wondering why someone as cultured as me doesn't want to be in white trash havens?

Rofl and longball saying all of those people can do something they can't but won't do it to spite me and how much respect all of you have for robbie.

Just do one longball, and i will go away forever.

Otherewise i will try and make sure to come back at least one time a month if not a week.

And you know what is going to happen? New people will say all of the same bullshit that you are saying and the admin might not be tired of seeing me call moron liars...

White trash

Longball, Go get one person and i will go away, forever and you guys can have your website back.

I think the admin might agree with me about the white trash.

Longball, just show me your bounce pass, don't worry about the shot. I might see the light and understand the greatness of your state.

Edited by user Sunday, December 9, 2018 2:17:11 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

You are trash, your five bar is trash, you a liar.

If your kids see what is in that video, they will think i was sent from god


go beg or pay someone. You shouldn't have ever said anything

You shouldn't have been so fucking stupid.

you can't do one pass well on your own table

Do you have a table?

I am guessing you do and you are going to lie and say you don't

that is fine, just show me longball's and or jedi's

none of you whores will show your bounce pass

they are trash compared to my my 6 out of 10's/////


Don't look at something godlike and fagtalk it.

Hahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha.
Fooblmaaolotf!

Co

Edited by user Sunday, December 9, 2018 5:50:08 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified