You put out a link to click on, I went to the damn link and I saw a tutorial video. I watched it and it was gay..
Blame yourself for being vague on your issue, your trying to get a point across on something that you make no f****** sense with...

So of course you're not clarifying your issue, your retarded...if you post a link with different videos, you need to refer to the video that your referencing too..
And as for the Jedi, I'm happy as hell im not anything like you, your a piece of shit... I can't wait to see you across the table someday, so I can make your panties wet with embarrassment, for you are zero in retrospect of who and what I am, I'm so far far out and beyond your league, that you couldn't catch up to me in 7 life times.

I gave you a chance to be understood on my part, but now you can go fuck yourself and make your own pussy wet.. your not reasonable to talk with just like a woman.
In fact I don't think you better never ever show up at a Colo tournament ever again. It's not going to look to pretty for you if you do, look at it as like you deserve it.


Colorado Oracle

Edited by user Friday, November 23, 2018 7:24:03 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

No, jedi can't do it that fast and i can do it a lot faster than that. The shot part was slow as fuck compared to what it would be like if i had played a lot in the recent past.

As far as me calling you a piece of shit? Tell me if i am wrong but i am pretty sure i hadn't called you a piece of shit yet because you hadn't quite deserved it yet so jumping back in and saying more stupid shit is obviously get you over that hump or at the least closer.

There is only a slight chance that he is getting redirected somewhere else and he is LYING. DO you not understand that. There is only a slight chance he isn't lying. Somehow you think it is perfectly ok to lie. Try and think about how badly you are embarrassing yourself and how badly slice and jedi have embarrassed themselves. Yes i am doing it also by being so mean and vulgar but I actually have legit reasons for being mean. You 3 or 4, including the longball person have no legit reasons.

Rofl, you just said every moron thing that you could think of. You literally have no clue how stupid slice and jedi have been in this thread. How many times have you been to worlds and what is your name? How are you this stupid. If i didn't despise white trash bars and ballrooms i would beat you just as badly as ryan does. I have been to tournaments even though i despise the white trash life. You know, drinking, smoking and putrid fm radio music. You cunts don't have a clue how bad the music you listen to actually is.

Also, i am actually helping you by making this thread. YOu don't even realize when you are getting fagged by people like mares the flambe. At any point in any game but especially after it is 3-3 or you are up on these cunts and you see them try to start trying more, what usually happens is they are going to get rougher with their five bar defense. People like mares and yore and other cunts are already doing a thing called "i am going to try as hard as i can and try and stay barely under the level of cheating." Not only can their opinion of the level of cheating be wrong but once they start ramping it up they are doing things that will make it harder on you to execute and beyond that, catch the pass correctly and not lose it. This is bad in multiple ways. You now have to put more of your limited amount of focus on passing and catching than you normally would have to which takes away from what you do on the 3 bar.

Kill yourself, today. Jedi is lying, and look at you. If i had half of the hours jed has in foosball i would rape both of you at teh same time. You wouldn't have a chance. Rofl, jedi is lying his ass off and you are too stupid to know it

I am helping you you dumb cunt. You whores should be more like shrunk. Shrunk new exactly what was happening at the ez board. Shrunk started recording the tournaments because of me. Other people around the country started recording their local tourneys because of me.

YOu are embarrassing yourself and stopping progress just like all of the stupid cunts at the ez board. Now you owe me money along with the other 3. You, jedi, slice and longball owe me 300 grand, each. How about you go practice somethign for 2 weeks and maybe get better. I have no clue who you are but i am guessing you are someone who doesn't even know how to practice ball handling and or a pass. I have been to worlds 3 times. You actually think there is somethign wrong with me because i hate white trash bars that are filled with criminals and drugs and rapists and other morons that aren't any of those things? You actually think i want to drive 2 to 3 hours to be in these places i despise. I told you. My taste in music is top 20 in the world. I know you have no clue what that means which is a perfect example of how stupid you, everyone in your family, and mares and everyone in his family are. Did you read the part where that cunt was crying cuz there wasn't any music on because the documentary crew was filming? That is because he is a programmed moron. Most foosball players are like this so why are you wondering why i don't want to be around all of you. YOu are fucking stupid. You are going to die stupid. YOu will never learn. Don't wonder why i don't want to spend long hours and long days and whatever to play foosball which doesn't have any sponsors and is played by bar loving cunts.

Kill yourself, but first bring me the money you owe me. Rofl you think jedi can do that and has before? Look at yourself. Nobody in your state can do what is in the videos i make.

So again, if you have a table go practice something and post it. Yes, i know, that would never happen because you would probably look incredibly stupid compared to me and you would rather tell me how jedi can do something way better than me even though he can't do it all. It would help foosball if you cunts would do what i say and it would help you.

Go look in the mirror and look into your eyes.

Edited by user Friday, November 23, 2018 10:43:05 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

I was merely correcting you on your assumption of Jedi.

Let's see. Yes I have been to world's, twice. I have been to a nationals, a few Mississippi states, a few Colorado states, a Louisiana state, and a Tennessee State.

I also trained with Jedi for about a year and a half. Extensively. I don't know anymore about you than the weak shit you posted. Jedi will tear you to shreds with your own game.

Wtf is up with all these post of videos? None of them even make sense. None of them are you. The only relevant post I see is the post with Mares hitting the wall. Neither of people on the opposing team seemed to had said anything about a bump or jar. Why are you having such a difficult time with this? It's like you are just sitting around looking for shit to bitch about about.

And I have never seen a pussy get wet over foosball. I have never heard of a pussy getting wet over foosball either. Next time I am watching the top players play in open doubles and singles, I will watch the ladies' faces for the O face. But, I am betting that I do not see it.

And why bring race into anything? Does black or white make you a better player? It really just looks like you got on here to blast Mares. How many times did you havbe to watch that video before you decided Mares had f'ed somebaody. You sound like you have a lot of time on your hands. Maybe you should play some more foosball so you can actually have a right to talk shit about someone else. You should probably have a game before you start dissing someone else's game.

Lol bucket, did you talk to jedi? Did you figure out he is lying? Rofl look at you all fucked out and embarrassed. You actually thought that it was a good idea to step, didn't you. You actually thought that i wouldn't know how common simpleton buckets think. All of you think the same way and say the same shit.

I forgot though, maybe 4 days ago i heard about what happened, that drunk bully of yours did something bad didn't he. Let me guess, the TD didn't deserve it and the drunk bully was lucky that he was even allowed in to the tournaments in the first place? Did it happen inside the bar or outside in the parking lot? Yes i know what you are thinking, since you want to tell me i am wrong you are going to say that there isn't anything wrong with drunk anger problems beating up the tournament director. Rofl, you whores will say anything to tell me i am wrong...

Slice, are you still watching this or are you too fucked out to read this? Rofl, i talked about this shit at the ez board. Tell me how nonsensical i was when i was telling dumb white people to act right and how all of the cunts were arguing with me and you actually thought they weren't cunts.

Slice, bring me my money.


Longball, what happened? Why did the drunk bully beat someone up? Rofl you are asking stupid questions after i perfectly explained it 2 or 3 times that i hate bars because i hate nearly everyone and i really hate drunk people in bars and everyone that has contributed to bars being designed for dumb cunts. Why are you asking me so many dumb fucking questions?

Slice, ask mares why he was crying at worlds because there wasn't any music on. Rofl, it is he was born a cunt and he has been programmed to be a cunt. He is a doubel cunt. You dicksuckers will cry in 20 seconds if you listen to what i listen to. I listen to the best music in the world and you cunts will cry. Lol i know you whores better than you do. Your first post was perfect. You know, perfectly dumb whore.

What happened though. Thank god i don't go to white trash bars to play foosball. Slice, practice your favorite pass for 2 weeks and let me see it. Do you have a table? That table might be disappointed when you walk in the room. All of these disappointed tables and their boring lives. Then all of the tables that get skull fucked by all of the bangers and rod benders and teh people that death grip the handles for 40 years and never learn that they are gay. The handles don't want you to choke them and it makes the chokers look stupid as fuck and the bumpers hate the chokers also.

THe worst part is i know people 5 times dumber than you whores.

I am helping you stupid cunts, what are you going to do when cunts blast the wall on you at 3 to 3 or 4 to 3 or 3 to 4 or 4 to 4. Do you know what to do? You whores know how to oblivious really well. You are flaunting your oblivious. Wall blasters love that shit. You don't even tell them what they are.

Maybe now you will learn and the next time that cunt does it to you or in front of you you can call him a cunt.

All of you uncoordinated whores, bring me my money.

Oh and you need to beg or pay tony to do learn what is in that video. After that, practice your bounce pass 8 hours a day until you can do it.

Edited by user Monday, November 26, 2018 1:57:21 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Rofl, do you even think before you fagtalk? Are you new to foosball, a lot of people don't say anything when things happen and sometimes they don't know it happened. Some people are so focused on one thing and then something happens and it happens so fast and their mind is scrambled. Some of these people are tired as fuck. Did you think about this dumb cunt.

You are alex aren't you, or is your location not your real location? Who ever you are, neither you or anyone else in this thread could ever be like me. I barely have to think and everything i do is way better than what you do. You could never ever ever have a five bar like me. You couldn't ever play sports like me. You could never have a sports or foosball IQ like me.

I am not trolling you stupid cunt. You have no clue what you are talking about. You literally think because mares is a great player that he isn't dirty. That is how stupid you are. You are making the same mistake as every other jizzbucket. Look at how stupid you are. I have easily contributed more to this site than anyone else has except for the tournament directors, and you are calling me a troll. It doesn't really matter who you are. You aren't one of the very talented players from indiana because they aren't this stupid and they love playing with me. They love it when they see me 3 to 5 times every 10 years.

Lol refs, look at how stupid you are. What refs? Look at how stupid and uninformed and cunt you are. Most matches don't have refs and most of the refs suck. I like arthur a lot but he has won ref of the year like 6 times maybe? He is a horrible ref, it is a known fact. Look at you, you just think the refs have so much energy at these marathon tournaments and especially when they are doing time adn reffing at the same time. That shit is easy isn't it? Do you know how to ref, big dummy? In these bars with all of the noise and some moron like you is reffing and then the players yell at you and all of that awesome shit because they are dumb as fuck and you are dumb as fuck and you are all such big and strong and dumb and uncoordinated men. You cunts are legit.

Who are you?

You are one of these cunts that thinks that the refs are awesome and trained and think the same way and aren't scared to make calls. Look at you, you big dumb cunt. You don't know anything. You don't understand who i am. You are nothing, the only thing you can do is hit me or troll me while calling me a troll. Your IQ is cunt. This is why there are so many problems. You cunts are so dumb.

Who are you? You are scared to say who you are. I don't give a fuck about you, i am not gonna follow you anywhere. I just want everyone to know who you are. Just tell everyone. The smart people will know how smart you are because the smart people think i am so dumb. The smart people will know how smart and they will probably know how talented you are. You must be awesome.

Just tell us who you are. Look at you, you are another cunt that doesn't know anything. You just think all the masters are perfect and and can't possibly do anything wrong and you think you understand reffing and you think it is so simple and they have been trained so well and they know exactly what to do and it is so fun for them.

Tell us who you. You still haven't learned anything. Yes, as long as you cunts are still stupid i will be so redundant. I am going to stay in context and almost everything i say is true.

Then there are of the bardettes. You stupid whores are everywhere. If only archer would have just told you the truth. He didn't care about any of you. You still don't understand. Tell us who you are, the smart people watching this will think you are so smart. They all know who i am, they don't know who you are. Don't you want them to still not know who you are when you tell us.

Edited by user Monday, November 26, 2018 8:32:35 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

I didn't read all of that buy you are stupid. I am evolution and you aren't. Since i was here and these morons were bothering me, i posted a video of evolution and jedi didn't know what to do so he lied and acted like the video was something that it wasn't and his buddy confidently spewed a bunch of bullshit about how jedi could easily do it. Did you not see that part? THese people have embarrassed the shit out of themselves and you are bothering me for some reason?

Yes, i know the reason, you want to tell me i am wrong sooooooooo badly. The only way you can do that is by spewing a bunch of bullshit. Not only are you not slick enough but nobody is slick enough to step without looking like a dumbfuck. You saw it happen at the other place. THat could have been the best thead ever and archer fucked it all up. Yes, archer is one of the best players in the world. I am not a stupid cunt like you and these other cunts. I can admit that the best players are the best players. Archer fucked up though, he had no clue when he woke up that morning he was going to embarrass the fuck out of himself. You had no clue what was going on did you?

Look at you so dumb and dumber. I am evolution. I barely even play foosball. These people should be trying to get good at something. Can you even do one pass fast and pretty? Who are you? There is really almost no chance that you could ever have a five bar like mine. Nobody in your family tree could have ever been like me.

THe funny thing is is mares understands he is a cunt way, way more than you ever will.

Look at you. These jidrools are all fucked out and you show up. They are sort of rooting you on but at the same time wondering how you are so stupid.

Who are you? I am not going to follow you. Yes i might pm you on facebook and laugh at you. YOu can just block me though.

You cunts want every foosball website to be absolutely worthless. You love it like that. Tell everyone who you are? You are scared. I don't think you are really in love with the stupid shit you are saying.

I am evolution, you couldn't ever be like me. You don't understand anything. When dumb white people use lies and bullshit to argue with evolution and other types of progress...That's right: Jizzbucket, bucket, cunt muppetfucker. heterohomo. That is what you are.

Look at you. Do you think someone else will be as dumb as you or will you be the last cunt?

Edited by user Monday, November 26, 2018 10:54:22 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Is worlds in KINFUCKY next year?







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Lol, look at you, you spite posted to prove you weren't all fucked out yet. Lol if you want your wife or girlfriend to break up with you you should show her this. if she is on the fence, this might help her to go through with it.

Have you ever embarrassed yourself like this before?

You should be thanking me, also, mares is embarrassed now and he will lighten up on his gay wall blasting. These cunts actually listen a little bit, Gay bobby intentionally acted a lot better at worlds this year because of me. He did end up cheating the whole time in the final 4 matches and the refs didn't stop him at all but he was trying to act better because i told him to.

Is this the most openly stupid you have ever been on the internet? I hope it is. I hope you learn from this. Did you play that bjork playlist for your kids if you have any? Fm radio makes everyone stupid, or more stupid.

Lol you didn't know he was lying? Or did you and you still posted that shit?

You want my money, your going to have to beat it off me on the table, jedi freestyle baby... if you can't back yourself up with 500.00, then your weak on the table, look at you how dumb you are, you don't play much or practice much, but you think you're going to expect yourself to take me on, with no training?

So this is what can happen. You can try to train yourself to get up to speed and parr.



Time out