Raygun here foosers since Doug has thrown the first rock I would like to respond. It’s easy to do a 200% payout when you only get 2 or3 players lol. I believe all Colorado foosers deserve to play on nice tables and that’s why I keep my tables clean and replace them every year! New tables , awesome venue, good food and a 100% payout and $3.00 per entry bar add. First place DYP last night took home $100 and most of all we had fun in a safe and non creepy environment.

First place Singles paid $70 so all I can say is I love Colorado foosers and will always try to make their night as enjoyable as possible. Did I forget to say that I am also going to be paying for three Colorado State Championship packages for the Rookies and beginners that have the highest winning percentage two weeks prior to Co. State?

Misfits at 11475 W. Colfax Ave Lakewood, Co.
start time is 7:30 for the DYP and 8:30 for Singles. Before I go remember to pick up your tickets to “The 2018 Colorado Foosball Bash” there will be camping a Foosball Tournament and much more!

Thanks,
Raygun!

Yeah Nick, haven't you been to the Balloon Inn. It's actually a creepy place as mentioned.. it's a hole in the wall dive bar for sure.
It's a great bar to get shit faced and be surrounded by shady people if your into that sort of thing.

Jedi

Great response Raygun! Side note ... you won’t have to worry about some weird dude threatening to have his “lawyer” send you papers from his van down by the river when you play at Misfits.

Doug, question. What’s your service schedule on those tables? Do you have balls being swapped out regularly? Do you have pros taking time to coach your player base during R&B evenings?

I’d suggest you stop throwing shade in the direction of Raygun as he’s been an amazing promoter the past year in CO. Foosball players are loyal and you’re disservicing your player base by un-necessarily creating a rift.

Not to mention, you took over that tourney in a shady as fuck way, and that’s bogus. I actually liked going to the balloon because it was fun, quirky prizes, good player base, and close to home. Then you came in with your knee touching BS mentality and ruined it.

RaygunOverWeinerAllDayAK

Well said AK!

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Hope life is treating you well Nick! I've been pushing to get out more lately. It's awesome to see the number of teams that show up EVERY night there is a tourney at Misfits. You're right there is no debate in regards to the better tournament as far as Monday nights for R&B's.

No Jedi. Colorado Oracle. Self proclaimed greatest ever.

Life gets in the way. Wife, kids, job, bills, and so forth. Real life people have to deal with this and a hobby can't come first.

I know you claim to be a professional foosball player but a profession pays for the things you need in life. Foosball can't do that even if you thought you could win as much as you claim. U need shelter. Not someone else's shelter. Things like that can not be paid for by foosball.

You see in all your infinite wisdom you fail to realize that people have to have priorities and not depend on others to get by. It's called being a grown up.

But since you consider yourself a professional master fooser I will be watching your results at nationals. After all a true professional would surely attend a major event. So good luck in new Orleans this weekend. I will have my amatuer ass on the couch watching brackets as I make out checks to pay my bills

Is that all you guys got, just the two of you?
I was expecting more back slashing than this...
So weak.

Yeah I'm an Oracle, that's a fact, but not an Oracle that is self proclaimed, I would say appointed in that position by default than anything else.
1 because no one else has the foresight to do so.

and 2nd, my strong Indian blood line has allowed me to see visionary visions since an early age, and not understanding any of it till my 30s, one thing for sure, it's not fucking fortune telling with a crystal ball like most would believe..

And again No, life does not get in the way of things. Other creatures and things have life, and in their lives, there is no such thing as work and bills, and up keep of a car, etc.
No child support etc... Life is a simple thing, that man has turned into a chaotic force of greed, and wanting to be better than the one down the street.. so rather than enjoying the god given things like food and water, man comes along and puts a price tag on everything they see that comes from above their heads, or under the ground beneath their feet.
Man creates more obstacles than any creature on earth. It's all about what you want that is available, and what you don't want that is available to the next person.

If this world went to shit in a hen basket, and everyone was out of their homes because of destruction, and jobs at the local oil field cease to exist among other jobs of the world, and so every day would be a case of survival. shit half the population would die off because they couldn't use the microwave to cook their TV dinner..well I got news for you, people would be rethinking what constitutes being a grown up. or what your priorities would be, because if that happens, everything that everyone knows of today would be out the window. You wouldn't be going down to the grocery store arguing with your wife on what kind of meat you're going to get.. Instead you would be loading your heavy guns to kill food, and to kill those that try to steal it from you, or the clan you decide to run with as there would be safety in numbers... So if anyone at that point was going to say," oh well that's life, life is what you make it, needs to be shot on sight, and divided among the living as food.

Now that's a far cry from writing checks to an attorney, an X and the local Utilities Company, to prove that one has their priorities straight. and so other people don't have those obstacles that get in the way, like others allow on their own plate...
Example) do i need a TV?, No...do I have one?, Yes I do, but I don't need to have one in every friggin room in the house.


Now here, let's cover this Master issue on another thread.
Like the Free Colorado state package thread, it's just more fitting to the
Theme of the issue.

The Colorado Oracle
Master Jedi R.O.T.N. teacher

Edited by user Tuesday, July 3, 2018 9:11:15 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

Jedi you don't use more of your brain than the rest of us. You are just functioning off a different part of the brain.

Look at this photograph....