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Old Sweater  
#1 Posted : Monday, March 26, 2018 7:49:48 PM(UTC)
Old Sweater

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Location: Olde Town Arvada

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"That’s a coincidence," the farmer says, "I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence." As they clinked glasses, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynaecologist told
me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I am a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were
infertile, but today they're finally hatching fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled….."What a coincidence....”

Old Sweater, Walter

Edited by user Monday, March 26, 2018 7:53:22 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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