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What Monkeys Eat  
#1 Posted : Monday, January 6, 2014 8:17:27 PM(UTC)
What Monkeys Eat

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I need a partner for this Friday at BC'S.

I hear all the good players are going to Nebraska this weekend. We could win!

Pm or text me
What Monkeys Eat  
#2 Posted : Wednesday, January 8, 2014 9:37:33 AM(UTC)
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Seriously!

No one wants to play with me.

I must be a total dickhead!
What Monkeys Eat  
#3 Posted : Wednesday, January 8, 2014 7:58:18 PM(UTC)
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Do I smell bad?

Would someone tell me if I'm smelly please?

I don't want to be the stinky guy!
777  
#4 Posted : Wednesday, January 8, 2014 8:41:20 PM(UTC)
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I've never noticed a stench, except when you fart. But you are a dickhead. That being said, I'm all set for this week, but I'd like to play goal for you sometime.
What Monkeys Eat  
#5 Posted : Wednesday, January 8, 2014 8:59:29 PM(UTC)
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I didn't fart Nick!






I was wearing a diaper.

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777  
#6 Posted : Wednesday, January 8, 2014 9:24:06 PM(UTC)
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Does that really work? I just take Beano.
What Monkeys Eat  
#7 Posted : Wednesday, January 8, 2014 11:59:00 PM(UTC)
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I don't understand how Beano keeps you from crapping your pants.

Well I guess it could, but that would take a lot of Beano pills. Personally I prefer a plug

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Slice/  
#8 Posted : Thursday, January 9, 2014 12:03:00 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: What Monkeys Eat Go to Quoted Post
I don't understand how Beano keeps you from crapping your pants.

Well I guess it could, but that would take a lot of Beano pills. Personally I prefer a vibrating 12 inch plug


Fixed

What Monkeys Eat  
#9 Posted : Thursday, January 9, 2014 12:07:57 AM(UTC)
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No Jim, penis' don't vibrate so I prefer my anal stimulation not to as well
Slice/  
#10 Posted : Thursday, January 9, 2014 12:07:59 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: What Monkeys Eat Go to Quoted Post
I don't understand how Beano keeps you from crapping your pants.


Nick doesn't bring anything to the foosball table to make anybody even hint at breaking a sweat, let alone crapping their pants. Well, unless he's your partner.
What Monkeys Eat  
#11 Posted : Thursday, January 9, 2014 12:34:57 AM(UTC)
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Jim you talk about horrible things on here.
I found this on a site for top 10 worst things to buy.
Make sure to read the customer reviews they are absolutely hilarious.
amazon.com
Slice/  
#12 Posted : Thursday, January 9, 2014 1:09:38 AM(UTC)
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Too funny!!!!

All I could think was how you prolly have to tie a knot in that thing just to keep it around your penis.

Nick prolly isn't happy that you think of him as a horrible thing.
What Monkeys Eat  
#13 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 6:11:32 AM(UTC)
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I still don't have a partner.
Gonna start calling people tomorrow
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