Greetings foosballers of Colorado!

I love foosball. I'm a student of the game. I want to learn from you guys. I've been destroyed at the Friday tournament a number of times and I know a lot of you by name (thanks to X).

I would love to have one (or more) of you guys come to my house and show my noob friends what real foos looks like... A Masterclass! In addition to racking up W's and blowing minds, you'll have access to an assortment of alcoholic beverages and possibly pizza.

I can just sense your temptation as you imagine whooping up on cool people with one hand while chomping down a slice of delicious pizza with the other... But wait! There's more!

I think you'll find that you can demonstrate your skills effectively on my fully-restored Coin-operated Tornado Brown Marble. It's tournament quality (Merkel rods, counter balanced men, unchipped goals, low-profile trim, plastic handles, customized score counters, drink holders... the works!) and weighs over 400 lbs. Even the most exuberant shot flourish won't jarr this Panzer Tank.

My Foosball Night occurs every Thursday from 4:30 - 9'ish. If you're interested, reply below and we'll work out the details.

Happy Foosing

Now we need an Anna sighting.