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#61 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:04:29 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: 777 Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: 777 Go to Quoted Post
Wow. I've posted some questionable material on this site over the years, but...


Come to think of it, I'm posting this right now as I'm sitting here, taking a dump.


So basically you're practicing your foos game.
777  
#62 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:18:50 PM(UTC)
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In fact, I will be shitting all over my opponents tomorrow.
Slice/  
#63 Posted : Thursday, April 16, 2015 10:22:06 PM(UTC)
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Speaking of dump, I'm seriously thinking of dumping Nick for Kristin, or Sherm, or Skum, or etc........
777  
#64 Posted : Friday, April 17, 2015 1:45:19 AM(UTC)
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Yeah, but nobody else wants you.
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#65 Posted : Sunday, April 19, 2015 8:33:42 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Boogie Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: jediR.O.T.N. Go to Quoted Post


Now here is a fiddle diddle riddle..

Im red, black and blue after you pick on me.
And I leave a stain after you eat me.

What am I?


You are a berry picker!



Very Good Boogie, im impressed. Now see everybody, that's how you read between the lines, its not that hard to understand my meanings with a little insight, though i am not a "Berry Picker"...but i do know of a few right here in our own foos community.

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#66 Posted : Sunday, April 19, 2015 8:48:57 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: FooserX Go to Quoted Post
Anaconda


The name of a cool B movie...??

or what I named the monster dump I just took. Holy moly it was this big ass windy python coming out of the water...couldn't even see where it ended down the drain.

Not foos related...but we don't have a turd thread, and I was proud of that legendary beast.

X


PS - It reminded me of Baller's game. Now it's foos related.



its the body's natural way, of forcefully giving you an enema the hard way!

Edited by user Sunday, April 19, 2015 9:14:37 PM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#67 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2015 8:26:45 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: jediR.O.T.N. Go to Quoted Post


its the body's natural way, of forcefully giving you an enema the hard way!


how most foosers feel reading millers jokes...

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Slice/  
#68 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2015 1:34:43 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Boogie Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: jediR.O.T.N. Go to Quoted Post


its the body's natural way, of forcefully giving you an enema the hard way!


how most foosers feel reading millers jokes...

UserPostedImage




Miller has jokes? (well besides his foos game)
jediR.O.T.N.  
#69 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2015 7:32:50 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Boogie Go to Quoted Post
Originally Posted by: jediR.O.T.N. Go to Quoted Post


its the body's natural way, of forcefully giving you an enema the hard way!


how most foosers feel reading millers jokes...

UserPostedImage





obviously you don't know much about the defenses of the human body.
or the human body in general.

Like, did you know that you are actually not supposed to drink liquids while you eat food, one should wait about an hour before drinking water, milk, tea, etc,etc. Drinking while you eat dilutes the stomach acids, which in turn makes for poor digestion, because the food doesn't get broken down well enough, and it sets in the stomach longer causing food to sour in the stomach.. And also, one of the worse times of the day to eat is right before bed time..

Does anyone know why?

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Bolson  
#70 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2015 8:08:50 PM(UTC)
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is it because you are a douche?
jediR.O.T.N.  
#71 Posted : Wednesday, April 22, 2015 8:46:07 PM(UTC)
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wrong answer Bolock, a douche is used when you get sprayed in the face by a skunk, it cleans the eyes and relieves the burning and itching, and allows you to breath easier.

so for those Moróns like Bolock here that may camp this year close to a skunk den.
Heres some advice!
Don't leave home without a couple of boxes of summers eve douche among the first ad kit...for it could save your day..



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Skum  
#72 Posted : Thursday, April 23, 2015 5:22:08 AM(UTC)
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Huh?
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Edited by user Thursday, April 23, 2015 5:26:15 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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