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Money's short Times are hard Here's your fucking Christmas card Twas the night before Xmas And all throughout the house Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whore house Dad's smoking my grass I'd just setted down To a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I sprang from my piece To see what's the matter Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment It must be Saint Nick He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all the stockings With pretzels and beer And a big rubber dick For my brother the queer He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart The son of a bitch Blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all And have one hell of a night Jedi Edited by user Tuesday, December 25, 2018 5:35:25 PM(UTC)
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LoL @ I sprang from my piece. :))
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