You just think I was, your too damn back hills literate to know the difference...
And like I said before, I dont admit to what im not guilt of, that simple, SORRY you have an issue with that, that's your hang up not mine, not my circus, not my MONKEY..
Im beginning to beleave that your attention deprived, and im your resources to any feedback..

I gave you all truth, so you would look like the idiot fool you are in front of everyone reading these page's, while you think otherwise. .lol
I have always on this forum preached straight toothed, that way I dont look like the idiot foolish Hypocrite.
I have a clear conscience in my speech, you on the other hand stand on shaky ground.. your not for real in you debate, you lack understanding..!
You can't even accuse someone properly...

Like Jesus said, pull out the speck in your own eye first, so you can clearly see to pluck the log out in your brothers eye, you hypocrite, and second dont faults accuse like you do, because that's a worse of a lie...

The thing about people's like yourself. You want the truth, or people think they want it, and the truth comes their way, and what is the first thing they do, they dont want to listen to the truth, and they do everything in their mind to deny it.
What more jacked up can you get than that.
Thats the fire lake you stand in!

But too funny, keep convincing yourself that im going to waist my time in my later days feeding players like you bull shit..lol
You know chris, I have done nothing but try to explain things to you in honest words, but your a total insulation to me...yeah your a funny dude..ha- ha

If you want, we can see if you like the taste of your own medicine, and then see if you choke on it and then start crying about it
After all you choose to have this session with the jedi..
And you still after a year dont know anything about me, the truth has bound you up... for you are Satan's child you are!


Justice eradicates demeanoring Injustice( jedi )

You are a prime example of very poor child rearing, and of course your parents didn't raise you right, you preach about lying, and at the same time your a major insulation to your own blood, for you are a nasty human being for that action, you are a dishoner to your parents.. for you are full of iniquity!

You are a faults accuser, a distroyer and your evil, for you can go straight to hell.


Jedi

insulation?

Like I said, "your back hills illiterate"!
5th graders are smarter than you
Yor command of the english language is as a 7 year old..

So rather than looking dumb in front of everyone in class, why didn't you look the word up first, before you raised your hand in confusion?
Or didnt you bring your dictionary to class today?

I'll give you a F- for today

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Im generally an easy spirit to get along with, I can forgive, somethings I do not!
I am not going to look the other way 70x7 with your spiritual or mental problems.. You belong to Satan in every way!

But for myself, being a child of god, and a warrior in Christ, that gives me every right to call you out on your lies and hypocrite nature, etc.
Remember Chris Imhoff, you opened my red door, and walked into my world, my pulpit, my classroom, my forum, after all you fool, who and what is the main focus on these page's....?

Its not Robbie!


Master jedi ROTN teacher

Ok class, its almost noon in colo..

The state is locked down, and the only thing players can do right now is practice!

Ball control is the main element to everything else on the table. Being able to pin the ball forward or back at an instant is a trained skill, not something that's part of inheritance from family players, father to son, etc .

The art of shadow play is a time tool that players do to warm up their routine of their game, we have all trained like this, and we all still do when we practice.
I gave this action the name SHADOW PLAY because you are only playing with your own shadow on the table!

And all of a sudden out of the blue as your shadow playing, you see the other rods move, you look up to see the jedi on the other side, and he just sacred your shadow away, because light just hit the table!
Its just what I do...

The focus during your shadow play should be nondistractive, but you should execute everything in Shadow play even if you are distracted..

But lets get back to ball control....
You have to acquire a smooth teeter totter with the foot on the ball with a front pin and back pin juggling movement. We all do it when we pin the ball around to set it up on a set shot, or not a set shot.
A good example is 5 row ball juggling in all its variations, as we all do.
The side foot of the man has different qualities than the toe.
The side adjusts the lateral vertical movements of the ball, and the front and back toe wedge adjusts the horizontal movements of the ball, the toe pin moves the ball vertical, and once released the ball leaks horizontal off line, it works at a short distance of the foot, but keeping a straight vertical Pin Line inches long is impossible

Try to set a pin 4-5 inches from the wall, now toss the ball to the wall from a pin, let it bounce once and catch the ball on a pin again in the same spot.. good luck!
not the same as bouncing the ball off the wall with the side of the foot, bounce bounce bounce bounce. Come on, do that from a pin. Like bounce pin bounce pin bounce pin... you cant do it!




Continue

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There isn't a class, nobody talks to you, nobody asks you questions, nobody private messages you. Sell your van for a rocket launcher and program it to launch a rocket in 20 seconds, get a vibrator and put it in your mouth and suck on it as the rocket launches into your face.

Of course this is a class, you talk back, you ask questions, I dont answer but you ask... the only difference is they know my class rules of communication, so as to keep the peace in the class room.. thats my genius criteria why your the only dunce in the corner of the room.
Remember Chris, nobody likes you, they dont want you badgering them on these pages, because thats what you do...
Sweater reads these pages too, but hes not a player, so hes not really a student, but none the less he reads my writing.

I have players all over the country that view these pages, then they copy my teachings, and scrap the rest, like your bull shit.
This is how im passing out my book is through the forum, for this is the only place on earth a player can get copies of my written book..

Why do you think I have almost 2500 views?
And yes my class is on Private Message you Imp.
Its to keep you out of their conversation.. pretty Genius of me if I say so myself!
I have to respect my students, and give them a BANTER and DISSING FREE CLASSROOM ENVIRONMENT.

You see, you cant jack with them, because you cant see them.
Out of sight out of mind!


Master jedi ROTN teacher

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Actually my van is a launcher, because there is a mini grenade launcher under my ceiling..lol since you mentioned it!

But its actually my mobile Hilton hotel room, with flat screen tv,Sony PlayStation, coffie maker, cooking area, small bathroom, generator, heater, air conditioner, and of course the bed, automatic start with alarm...

the beauty of it is that it's all paid for and free...

that means no rental payments, no Utility payments, no mortgage, no fines, no city control on weeds, no yard to keep, no taxes, no Neighbors, no mail box.
I am not a slave to any of these things!

But you are!

That way In the future, I can travel great distances like a virus, go reach out and touch someone out of the blue surprise...you know, the look you get on people's faces is priceless to say the least, especially when they stand their kind of Frozen speechless For the First 10 seconds, and then it hits them, as reality sets in for the next 10 seconds...oh shit I know who you are!

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All you have to do is pussy up the video online of Daniel lueras and the Jedi, and start your learning from there, you found one video, see if you can find two.

Its on a warrior table, that event was the first time ever on that style table, my performance was impressive to say the least...
Remember.. its a video of the jedi with actual moving men on the other side; with an actual opposing Force of two players will to win, not the same as a Tootsie Roll tutor video.

Ill know if you watched it..¿

Now heres the video you need to figure out how to find..
The last two sets of the double dip in the senior doubles event at Colorado State last year.
Against an up to date pro Master team..

That video shows everything I do as a forward and some, for its all there on video.
The serpent, the straight Deadman, the tomahawk, the hatchet, the Whirlwind, the shots nobody else does in competition except for the Master jedi..

☆☆☆☆☆Remember that video also is against real live players. There is no rehearsing, or cutting footage to show the best shot☆☆☆☆☆

not some fake footage of some shit, that shoots on a non moving defense like in a one
second video that was of someone else doing..

Find those videos and put them on this chalkboard Chris, and ill use them so you can understand what im saying, otherwise I cant help you..

After all Chris, putting all this bull shit aside... if you weren't curious about the whole thing, you wouldn't be here..

But on the spiritual end of it, I'm sorry to tell you, but you're cursed to be stuck here on these forum pages, you couldn't leave this forum if you wanted to, you will always be destined to return to my classroom, and since you don't believe me, just give it a little test.

Try has hard as you can, not to log in on this site for maybe, like 1 month.. na thats to hard for you, something less like 2 week's, you can't do it!
You will go crazy not being able to know what's going on. You will be forced to push the button,
Mark the jedi words!

But like I said, I mentioned the same thing last year around this time. And look Chris your still here stuck on these pages a year later, just as I said you would do.

This is why im the Colorado Oracle, I know things!


Master jedi ROTN teacher

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